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SHOW HISTORY
show 04
UNTITLED
(AKA: The U of O show)
September
1997
«credits»
«sketches»
THE SHOW
After spending the summer of 1997 writing and recording a full-length comedy
album, "Don't Laugh, That's My Mom," The 3rd Floor received an offer to
perform in their first college gig. Ted had an old high school buddy named
Gus who was part of an up and coming Portland-area rock band called, "The
American Girls". They had talked about doing some sort of project together.
When the band got an offer to play for a group of incoming freshman during
orientation week at The University Of Oregon, they gave us a call. They were
looking for an opening act and figured our brand of edgy dark comedy would
fit right in with a bunch of kids away from home for the first time. They
were right. The show received a standing ovation from a group of 500+
students. This would be the last time the original cast would perform
together mostly intact (One cast member was "unavailable" at the time.)
- TALES FROM THE SHOW -
1. Bryan Coffee and Ted Douglass made a special trip down to Eugene to put up
posters they had made the night before, advertising the free show at the
University. They had two different posters. One featured the freakish
composite photo from the cover of our album, which always worked well on
posters, because people would stop to see what the hell that face was
advertising. The second poster caused some controversy. The poster was a
collection of words that formed the traditional T3F arrow logo. It said, "A
Jew. A Fag. A Mormon. A Womanizer. A Single Mother. A Bi-Sexual Mexican. A
Truck Driver. And Whitey. - The 3rd Floor - Something To Offend Everyone" We
thought it was a very funny poster. The students liked it too. However,
someone on the academic staff sure didn't. We received a phone call ordering
us to take them all down 2 days after we put them up. We put a call in to
Brandon Campbell's family, residents of Eugene, asking if they could take an
hour to take down all the posters. They did so gladly. However, they found
that most of the posters had already been taken…by students, to put in their
dorms. We win.
2. The show took place in the EMU ballroom at UofO. This room is gigantic
(think 3 high school gyms). When we arrived to perform, we were informed that
the first row of seats would be about 50 feet back from the edge of the
stage. This was to accommodate students who wished to dance during The
American Girls' performance, following ours. It made perfect sense for their
show, but very little sense for a theatrical sketch show. The audience would
barely be able to see our faces. Also, up until the show began, there were
only about 50 people there to see the show, and about 10 of them were friends
from Portland. We were all nerves in the green room, worried that the show
would fail miserably with a tiny audience in this huge auditorium, sitting 50
feet away. Then one of the staff members showed up with our check. This was a
slap of reality in our face. We realized that for the first time, we weren't
performing for a paying audience. We had our money. It didn't really matter
how we did. The removal of performance pressure energized us. We went out
swinging. The show started with the finale dance number from our first show,
a high-energy hip-hop number with us all inexplicably wearing yellow bike
helmets and knee pads. Starting a show this way was a great idea. The blaring
music and screaming comedians perked up the ears of the 100's of incoming
freshmen mingling outside. By the end of our third sketch of the evening, the
audience had grown from 50 to over 500 students. The moment our final dance
number ended, the audience was on their feet. We felt like The Beatles. It
was an amazing feeling.
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THE CREDITS
»»PERFORMED AT
The University Of Oregon
Eugene, Oregon
»»PRODUCED BY
Andy Buzan
Brandon Campbell
Loren Hoskins
»»WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY
The 3rd Floor
»»STARRING
Andy Buzan
Brandon Campbell
Bryan Coffee
Ted Douglass
Laura Farbrother
Jana Lee Hamblin
Andrew Harris
Loren Hoskins
Jason Keller
Kris Lucht
»»THE MAN WHO MOVES IN THE DARK
Ian Berry
»»TECH OPERATOR
"Naked" Paul Rector
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SKETCHES PERFORMED
3 LITTLE BEARS
Written By: Jason Keller
Starring: Brandon Campbell, Ted Douglass, Jana Lee Hamblin, Jason Keller, and
Kris Lucht
AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR (AKA: JOSTA)
Written By: Ted Douglass
Starring: Ted Douglass
CLAP INTRO
Written By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Loren Hoskins
IMPROV DOGS
Written By: Andy Buzan, Bryan Coffee, and Loren Hoskins
Starring: Andy Buzan, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, and Loren
Hoskins
FAMILY CAT II
Written By: Andrew Harris
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura
Farbrother, Andrew Harris and Loren Hoskins
IMPROV DOGS
Written By: Andy Buzan, Bryan Coffee, and Loren Hoskins
Starring: Andy Buzan, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, and Loren
Hoskins
INTERCOURSE GUM
Written By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Brandon Campbell, Jana Lee Hamblin, and Kris Lucht
JAPANESE GARDENS (AUDIO)
Written By: Bryan Coffee
Starring: Bryan Coffee
MORTAL KOMBAT
Choreographed By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura
Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht
NAUGHTY
Written By: Andrew Harris and Loren Hoskins
Starring: Brandon Campbell, Ted Douglass, Loren Hoskins, and Jason Keller
PHUNKY DANCE
Choreographed by Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Ted Douglass, Jana Lee
Hamblin, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins and Jason Keller
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura
Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht
PSYCHIC CIRCUIT (AUDIO)
Written By: Jason Keller
Starring: Laura Farbrother, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins, and Jason Keller
THE SCOTTISH VENTRILOQUIST
Written By: by Loren Hoskins
Starring: Andy Buzan and Loren Hoskins
TRUTH OR DARE
Written By: Jason Keller
Starring: Andy Buzan, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, Jason
Keller, and Kris Lucht
WRESTLING FOR LUNCH
Written By: Laura Farbrother
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura
Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht
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