show 01
UNTITLED
(AKA: Mainstreet I)

November - December
1996
show 02
UNTITLED
(AKA: Stark Raving After Hours)

January - February
1997
show 03
UNTITLED
(AKA: Mainstreet II)

April
1997
show 04
UNTITLED
(AKA: The U of O Show)

September
1997
 

SHOW HISTORY

show 03
UNTITLED
(AKA: Mainstreet II)
April 1997

«credits»   «sketches»   «reviews»

THE SHOW

Coming off the enormous success of our sold-out six-week run of our second show, our egos were at their most inflated. Hot to trot on our third show, we took the first time slot offered to us. This was a huge error. We were offered another Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday slot back at The Mainstreet Playhouse. Now, the space was, indeed, ideal for us. It was a good deal larger than The Backdoor Theatre and we had had our first successful run there. However, the weeknight time slots were far from great. This is where our egos came in. We figured that our audiences loved us so much, they would follow us to any night of the week.

Oops.

The show was a box office disappointment and a much needed popping of our parade-float-sized inflated heads. The disappointment was compounded by the fact that it still remains, six years later, one of our best shows ever. The critics loved it (It was our first "Willamette Week Pick"). The audiences that did show up loved it. We loved it. It was great. But it only ran those 3 short weeks on evenings not known for irreverent fringe theater. We did sell out the last two performances though. So, y'know, we have that going for us.

-TALES FROM THE SHOW-

1. Loren Hoskins, then a producer, suffered the worst of the ego blows. It was his job to go out and tell our audience of 4 for one particular Tuesday show, that we had to cancel the performance because we didn't have enough paying audience members to afford the rent for that night. The moment was made even worse when the audience started laughing, because they thought it was part of the act. He had to make clear to them that it wasn't. He still holds it as one of the worst experiences in his comedic career.

2. This was the second show we did with the incomparable master of lights and sound, Paul Rector. We've dealt with a number of talented tech operators, but Paul was our first master. We referred to him as a tech comedian, because we knew that if we had some sort of snafu onstage during a sketch, Paul could keep up. And more than that, he had the ability to make sketches even funnier with brilliant timing and speed. It was also during this run that a long-standing tradition began. On the closing night of the show, the weather was hot. It was even hotter in the little tiny tech booth that housed not only the 6'5" Paul, but also all of the tech equipment. It was so unbearable for Paul that he stripped down completely. Nobody knew about his lack of wardrobe until the very funny moment when Loren crawled into the booth to do a voice-over and discovered Paul's naked ass and body. His nudity so cracked us up, that it has become tradition that Paul be naked in the booth on the closing evening of any 3rd Floor show he works on. We discovered later that "Naked Paul" also had no problem being naked in front of an audience. But that will come into play a couple years down the road.

3. One last funny moment from the run also involved Loren and Paul. Here's the set-up: Paul is in the booth. Ted Douglass and Ian Berry are right underneath the booth preparing for the next sketch. Loren crawls into the very cramped booth to do a voice over. What happened: Loren sat down on a fire extinguisher. The CO2 fog filled the tiny booth, blinding both Paul and Loren. Ted and Ian heard the noise and looked up, just in time to get a face full of chemicals through the floor boards of the booth. Although, it was sting-y, we laughed hard through our reddened hurting eyes.
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THE CREDITS

»»PERFORMED AT
The Mainstreet Playhouse
Portland, Oregon

»»PRODUCED BY
Andy Buzan
Brandon Campbell
Loren Hoskins

»»WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY
The 3rd Floor

»»STARRING
Andy Buzan
Brandon Campbell
Bryan Coffee
Ted Douglass
Laura Farbrother
Jana Lee Hamblin
Andrew Harris
Loren Hoskins
Jason Keller
Kris Lucht

»»THE MAN WHO MOVES IN THE DARK
Ian Berry
Jason Coffey

»»TECH OPERATOR
"Naked" Paul Rector

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SKETCHES PERFORMED

THE 1997 SPRING BREAK EXTRAVAGANZA SPECIAL (AUDIO) Written By: Ted Douglass Starring: Ted Douglass 3 LITTLE BEARS
Written By: Jason Keller
Starring: Brandon Campbell, Ted Douglass, Jana Lee Hamblin, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: ANDREW
Written By: Andrew Harris
Starring: Andrew Harris and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: ANDY
Written By: Andy Buzan
Starring: Andy Buzan and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: BRANDON
Written By: Brandon Campbell
Starring: Brandon Campbell and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: BRYAN
Written By: Bryan Coffee
Starring: Bryan Coffee and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: JANA
Written By: Jana Lee Hamblin
Starring: Jana Lee Hamblin and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: JASON
Written By: Jason Keller
Starring: Jason Keller and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: KRIS
Written By: Kris Lucht
Starring: Kris Lucht and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: LAURA
Written By: Laura Farbrother
Starring: Laura Farbrother and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: LOREN
Written By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Loren Hoskins and Paul Rector

3RD FLOOR AUDITION: TED
Written By: Ted Douglass
Starring: Ted Douglass and Paul Rector

8TH GRADE DANCE
Written By: Laura Farbrother
Starring: Laura Farbrother and Andrew Harris

BELLY BUTTON VORTEX
Written By: Andrew Harris
Starring: Andy Buzan and Andrew Harris

CHESS
Written By: Laura Farbrother
Starring: Laura Farbrother and Loren Hoskins

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS WITH SCOTT THOMASON
Written By: Bryan Coffee and Loren Hoskins
Starring: Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

COMEDY EXPERIMENTS
Written By: Andrew Harris
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

DR. VON ZETZENKEP (I)
Written By: Bryan Coffee and Laura Farbrother
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Jana Lee Hamblin, and Andrew Harris

DUNKLEBUTTER & JIM MEET HAPPY TROUSERS
Written By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

FAMILY TIME (AUDIO)
Written By: Laura Farbrother
Starring: Andy Buzan and Jason Keller

THE I LOVE LUCY REUNION
Written By: Ted Douglass
Starring: Ted Douglass

JEANNIE & VI
Written By: Jana Lee Hamblin and Kris Lucht
Starring: Jana Lee Hamblin and Kris Lucht

KICKIN' IT WITH KATELYN TATE
Written By: Jana Lee Hamblin
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

MAELDUN & BUCKLE
Written By: Andrew Harris and Loren Hoskins
Starring: Ted Douglass, Jana Lee Hamblin, Andrew Harris, and Loren Hoskins

MAINSTREET II INTRO (AUDIO)
Written By: Andrew Harris
Starring: William Tate

MORTAL KOMBAT
Choreographed By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

NINJA THERAPY I
Written By: Andrew Harris
Starring: Andy Buzan and Andrew Harris

NINJA THERAPY II
Written By: Andrew Harris
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, and Andrew Harris

ONE-CLAP SURVEY
Written By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Loren Hoskins and Jason Keller

SHAWK-HATERS' CLUB II
Written By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Andy Buzan, Bryan Coffee, Loren Hoskins, and Jason Keller

SHERYL
Written By: Jason Keller
Starring: Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

SINCLAIR
Written By: Andrew Harris
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Laura Farbrother, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins, and Jason Keller

SPEAK & SPELL
Written By: Loren Hoskins
Starring: Brandon Campbell, Jana Lee Hamblin, and Loren Hoskins

A VERY SPECIAL 90210 (AUDIO)
Written By: Joe Douglass and Ted Douglass
Starring: Andy Buzan, Ted Douglass, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

WACKY SCALPELS
Written By: Bryan Coffee and Ted Douglass
Starring: Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, and Kris Lucht

WRESTLING FOR LUNCH
Written By: Laura Farbrother
Starring: Andy Buzan, Brandon Campbell, Bryan Coffee, Ted Douglass, Laura Farbrother, Jana Lee Hamblin, Andrew Harris, Loren Hoskins, Jason Keller, and Kris Lucht

REVIEWS

EXERPT FROM WILLAMETTE WEEK
"WW PICK"
THE 3RD FLOOR
by BD

More sublime than slapstick, The 3rd Floor's current show is intelligent, polished, and more than a little dark. The troupe performs a series of sketches that last anywhere from 20 seconds to 15 minutes, ad the humor doesn't come from standard wacky antics. One skit has two people sitting silently at a chessboard until one finally says, "I don't know how to play chess either." Another begins with the I Love Lucy theme song playing to a dark stage; when the lights come on, two skeletons dressed as Lucy and Desi are sitting alone on a couch. Between these super-dry moments come Spinal Tap-ish spurts of over-the-top parody (as when two Medievalists, throwing bones and casting spells, decide to become attorneys). This smooth and well-rehearsed show is definitely worth seeing, especially at this intimate venue.


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