The Dollar Days Cast!

 

 



JORDANA BARNES
We've got a 1968 model writer/performer/receptionist Jordana Barnes. She's 3'5", 67 lbs and has been performing with The 3rd Floor since 1998 adding up to 160 performances. She writes, she acts and she always gets her way because she's humping one of the producers. Her hobbies include vintage record collecting and humping the producer.


ANDY BUZAN
We've got a 1972 model actor/writer/producer/sound designer Andy Buzan! He's 5'10", 150 lbs according to his driver's license. A founding member of the troupe, he's performed in nearly every show, adding up to 204 perfomances.


TED DOUGLASS
We've got a 1972 model actor/writer/director/producer/technical director/prop guy Ted Douglass. He's 6'0, 5'9" with the slouch, 195 lbs. This once-divorced founding member of the troupe has appeared in every single 3rd Floor performance, adding up to a whopping 235 performances over the past 8 years. His hobbies include The 3rd Floor. Seriously. It's all he does.


DARIA O'NEILL
Or how about our newest actor to the lot, a 1982 model actor/writer, Daria O'Neill. She weighs in at 107 pounds and is appearing for the first time with The 3rd Floor. A multi-tasking performer, she's a DJ on 105.1 The Buzz and once regularly appeared in slutty little outfits on television as the WB Weather Girl. Her hobbies include verbose rants about her childhood and lying on her statistics sheet.


JASON ROUSE
On special all through march, we've got a 1975 model amateur filmmaker/writer, 6'0 behemoth of subtlety, Jason Rouse. He's been making short films with the troupe since 1999 and occasionally appears in small parts onstage, usually as a waiter, court bailiff, geek, pirate, Kool-Aid Man and most famously, The 3rd Floor Gorilla. His hobbies include lying about the celebrities he's met and ruining short films by forgetting to check the gate.


TONY ST. CLAIR
Our next actor/writer/director claims to be a classic from the 60's. After checking CarFax.com, we've discovered he's actually a valuable antique from 1960. He's 6 foot 2 pounds of hemi-revving comedy fury. The Tony St.Clair has been performing on and off with T3F since 1999, adding up to an impressive 61 performances. His hobbies include girlfriend roulette, dealing car parts like a crack peddler and winning drammies for playing a man-sized ocean lizard.


DEANNA WELLS
Our last actor on the lot, is a cherry red, 1971 Model Deanna Wells. A regular on the local theater scene, Deanna has appeared in only two previous performances with the troupe, 4 years ago at The Seattle SketchFest. Recently married, Deanna's hobbies include picking pockets, world travel and dodging Johnny Law.


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